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How do I get a mortgage in the current climate?

February 8th, 2010

This isn’t meant to be an informative article, or indeed one that requires a response. I just feel that I needed to rant about it, so here goes.

How on earth is anyone supposed to get a mortgage for the first time in this current climate? Where I live in Hampshire, you need about £200,000 for a shitty little mid-terrace two bed place with no garden whatsoever. Just say that my wife and I could actually afford to pay that kind of mortgage, at the moment I would need a 30% deposit in order to secure that.

Now I’m not a mathematician but that’s £60 fucking thousand pounds!!! There just can’t be many people with that kind of cash to spunk on a deposit can there? My wife and I both earn reasonable amounts but we’re never going to get that kind of money together.

In fact, if we scrimped and saved every single spare penny we have, it would probably take us 10-12 years with no life whatsoever to get that money together. What a shitty situation to be in!

I’d love to hold my head high and carry my beautiful wife over the threshold of our first home together sometime this century but it’s clear that it just isn’t going to happen and that is bloody depressing.

We could probably get a one bed flat for around £140,000 but that’s no good when you’re planning to have kids in the near future. We’d be stuck there for ten years with our first born living on the sofa. Something has just got to give surely?

Either the house prices must come down to accommodate people like us, or the banks must ask for less deposit. How will people ever get on the ladder otherwise? There’s always the bank of mum and dad of course but they aren’t going to want to give me £60,000 when they’re looking at retirement in three or four years.

It’s sodding depressing for a thirty-something at the moment trying to make their way in the world.

So…if someone reading this blog could please leave the winning lottery numbers in the comments field, that would be lovely. Thanks.

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Macs are too expensive

February 6th, 2009

Just something that’s pissing me off at the moment.  My wife is a graphic designer and we need to get her a new mac so she can work at home. To get one that will also be of use to me for music production, we’d need more than cheapo mini mac or macbook.

So looking at the Macbook pro - what do you get for your money - toss all compared to the PC option. Read more…

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The Sun - Holidays for £9.50? What a pile of w*nk!!

January 13th, 2009

This year’s instalment of shite holidays from The Sun arrived in the post this morning. What joy! If anyone reading this thinks it will actually happen forget it, it won’t.

I got stitched up last year by one of the parks and I’m still seething about it. I saw the deal in the paper, saved the tokens up and arranged for eight of my mates to go down to one of the parks near Bournemouth for 2 nights in a mobile home.

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Don’t be wuss says Lonard…idiot

December 3rd, 2008

Australian champion Peter Lonard seems to be worried that new golf pros coming through the ranks in Australia are becoming “wussy” and reliant on sports shrinks, yoga instructors and gurus of all kinds.

He’s currently in Queensland gearing up for the Australian PGA which he hopes to win for the fourth time.  With the tournament to tee off on Thursday, he’s found time to seek out a journalist and complain that golfers are just copying the field of top-tier golfers.

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Trump brings 6,000 jobs to Scotland, people moan.

November 7th, 2008

Donald Trump has just been given the go ahead for a multi million pound development in Balmedie, just North of Aberdeen which will bring 6,000 jobs Scotland at a time when it needs them. It will bring tourism money from all over the world and keep Scotland at the top of the tree with regards to the worlds finest courses.

All good news you would think, but no…the environmentalists are sticking their oar in again.

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Why don’t things just work

October 30th, 2008

If you’re new to blogging, which I am.  This stuff is confusing. The slimstat doesn’t work, the picture upload doesn’t work, I can’t put the pictures in the right place etc etc.  I know I’m an idiot with regards to this stuff and I need to learn but it’s difficult to know where to start. 

Its just the general concensus with anything computing - it doesn’t work straight away. Soundcards, graphics cards, music software, blogs, websites, email, iPhone etc etc. Grrr.

I’ll update this as I become less stupid…if that’s possible…

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